| Laughs
and Giggles - Jokes For Women
There is nothing to make us feel better than a good giggle
or even better, a side splitting, stomach hurting, tears to
your eyes belly laugh.
THE WASH-CLOTH
I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office
to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to work and
school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his
office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
threw off my pyjamas, wet the wash-cloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area
to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the wash-cloth
in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the
car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped
up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room
and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million
miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning,
& cooking..
After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she
called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my wash-cloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard...
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink,
it had all my glitter saved inside it.'
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
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