| Laughs
and Giggles - Jokes For Women
There is nothing to make us feel better than a good giggle
or even better, a side splitting, stomach hurting, tears to
your eyes belly laugh.
THE COCKPIT
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman
gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat
belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while
your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to
Afghanistan '
An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought
to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?
'
When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you
right? Is the captain a woman?' 'Yes,'! said the attendant,
'In fact, this entire crew is female.'
'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas.
I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'
'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We
No Longer Call It The cockpit'
'It's The Box Office.'
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